This perzine primarily details the romantic relationships of Jolie the Drama (also known as Jolie Ego, Jolie Nuñez, and her married name Jolie Noggle), who writes about her struggles with deciding what she wants from a boyfriend as well as her dissatisfaction with her current relationships. With article titles in issue 1 such as "The Only Boy That Ever Loved Me Was Schizophrenic and Already Married" and "Dance Like You Fuck," this zine turns a critical and often ambivalent eye towards heterosexual relationships. This issue also contains articles about Tom Cruise and sex work, as well as a back page full of hand drawn illustrations done by the author's brother and pictures of Tom Cruise. The author blogs on LiveJournal as JolieTheDrama.