This zine is all about bodily functions, defecating in particular. Included is a survey called "What is Your Favorite Bodily Function," a hypothetical letter written by a little boy who's never been taught that girls also fart, instructions on how to "start to love your shit," and a song called "Bowel Movement" by contributor Bernie Henkelmann. This zine is mostly handwritten with ink drawings of various doody-related things.